I'm about to as you a favor."
And I'm about to tell you no."
"It's not a make-out scene. Though I'd be willing to rehearse that."
"Still, no."
"Dig deep into that cold, callous heart of yours, Frankie."
"It's Finley"
"Dig deep and find some kindness." He held out his script. "I've a need for someone to read the part of Selena."
"Selena the mutating vampire duchess? The woman who eats frogs, whose lower body is covered in scales because her mom had a fling with a merman?"
"I knew you were a fan."
Dumber movies ever.

Autore: Jenny B. Jones