I’m all out of beer like I’m all out of love. But I don’t drink beer, so who cares?

“Mr. Williquosi, I didn’t mean to stab you in your gums with your fork. I was me…”

“A blanket could be used to battle the cold, but not battle an army with swords,…”

“I like food that speaks to me. Food like French toast, English muffins, and Dev…”

“Things aren’t often what they appear to be at first blush. But embarrassment is.”