I’m always the last in love by exactly one person.

“After losing my job, I felt the only options available to me were razors, cyani…”

“Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now al…”

“If I were alone with my clone, and we were enjoying each others' solitude, I'd …”

“A brick could be used to make yourself taller. It’s like self-esteem, only easi…”