I’m an anti model. I’m not posing, I’m imposing.

“They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for love…”

“When somebody tells me they’ve had a bad day, I always respond in a somber voic…”

“Your food’s not getting cold. I’m keeping it warm in my stomach. Dinner’s on me…”

“I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot…”