I’m as constant as Constantinople. Now that’s some Istanbul shit.

“In the Tunnel of Desire, past the Tube of Destiny, lies the Turtle of Doubt. We…”

“His first name is Brooks, but his last name isn’t. His last name is Wrinkled, u…”

“Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doc…”

“The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age,…”