I’m as thirsty as an elephant penis in the snow. I’m ready to love again.

“It’s not enough to be the best. You also have to be seen by the most. A masterp…”

“A brick could be used to unite two long-lost brothers. They’ve been apart for s…”

“The cycle of parental disapproval begins at dawn. That’s why I have to get up f…”

“Doors open up for you when you work hard. Doors also open up for you when you w…”