I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects.

“Amy, she’s got a memory like an elephant, and a body like a meow.”

“A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in tra…”

“Backing yourself into a corner is a terrible strategy, in that it leaves you no…”

“2021—will it be a good year, or will it be just another two consecutive numbers?”