I’m asking you not to do it. Can you do that for me? Can you do not doing it?


“Nothing says I forgive you like a punch in the face.”

“There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.”

“I live 30 times faster and more intensely than most people, so every year is a …”

“My favorite salad dressing is vodka. And my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee…”