I’m beside myself with excitement over my new clone standing next to me.

“I love like a leaf in the wind. Please, hold your applause until the end of the…”

“A female cop in my dream observes a shuffle, and takes note, but doesn’t fully …”

“I make love like I make lasagna. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.”

“From afar they looked like sexy legs, until I got closer and saw they belonged …”