I’m bilingual, speaking English and body language. I prefer the latter, because I can speak it silently and without listening and while my back is turned.

“The rumor is that my cousin dates phoenix sculptures made out of cheese. It has…”

“My banana is decomposing in my pocket. I was happy to see you, but now I’m brow…”

“I’m not getting fat and lazy. I’ve always been lazy. C’mon, I’m American!”

“Neighbors, I’m on the fence about them.”