I’m crazy in love. I’m just crazy.

“Dark Jar Tin Zoo’s face is sallow, his cheeks sunk in, and he looks like Edvard…”

“Messages written across the chest of women’s t-shirts are great, because I can …”

“I called the police to report my missing mustache, but they didn’t take me seri…”

“I want to name my son Justin Case. You know, just in case.”