I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.

“On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, m…”

“I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all h…”

“My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.”

“Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're jo…”