I’m feeling a little under the weather. But once I open my umbrella, I’m sure I’ll begin to feel better.

“Question for your life: If Ted Kennedy made it to heaven, do you think he’s ple…”

“If somebody’s a jerk and says something nasty, be a bigger jerk and say somethi…”

“The leftover remains of a human brainstorm might make tasty soup”

“I am a forward thinker with nostalgia. I dream of the past, and daydream of the…”