I’m glad I don’t have any foreskin, because at a nude beach I’d feel overdressed. (It’d be the only time I could feel overdressed by showing too much skin).

“Here you’ll find everything you don’t need—and much less!”

“Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and…”

“A brick could be used to remind you. I would remind you of what you need to be …”

“If I could capture the rays of the sun in a can, I'd paint a canvas with it and…”