I’m going to Australia. But first I’ve got to put on my swimming suit and stretch.

“If someone says you’re not right for them, they’re lying. What they’re really t…”

“I inherited a pound from my British uncle. I’d have rather gotten a dollar, bec…”

“The days float on like a feather in the wind, but at the end of the week, I’m s…”

“It’s one thing to say you love snakes, but it’s another to actually live the li…”