I’m going to count to three, and if you’re not on number four by the time I’m done, I’m going to continue counting without you. Love waits for none.

“When I saw her naked, my penis went from hash brown to French fry.
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“Sounds have smells. Your father smells, and he’s noisy.”

“There’s a naked woman on the phone for you,” Orafoura said.
”Have my clone get …”

“A brick could be used to raise your status as an upstanding citizen. Don’t get …”