I’m going to spend a lifetime being me, so I’d better like who I am as a person. My clone better like me too, because he’ll also spend his whole life trying to be me.

“Giving up giving up—it’s good for your health. Make love like you just stole it…”

“I can fly a plane, but I can’t fly a planet. Not without a seatbelt the size of…”

“I’d dig your grave with a spoon, if the earth were made of green Jell-O.”

“A wink and a smirk walk into a bar, and the bartender asked them what they were…”