I’m hungry for success. And lasagna.

“A brick is something solid, stable, and yet edgy. In other words, it’s everythi…”

“We’ll make plans on sticky notes and we’ll stick to them. We’ll get married, bu…”

“I had dried jizz on my pants, so I took it to my dry cleaners. My pants got cle…”

“I’ve decided to cut back on my sugar intake by applying it externally, as a der…”