I’m in great shape. I’m 30 years old, and I feel like I’m 29.

“I thought I did, but I guess I didn’t. But I did think I did, and it’s the thou…”

“There are at least two sides to every issue, and I like my issues sunny side up…”

“Thank goodness women aren’t as superficial as men. Where would a guy like me be…”

“A picture with one word on it is like a thousand-and-one-word piece of literatu…”