I’m into extreme sports. Well, just one—cuddling.

“Don’t tell me to watch my step, because I’m like a staircase—so can you be more…”

“I put Chap Stick on before I read, because my lips move along with my eyes. May…”

“If anger were money, only a fool would greedily save it up. And a wise man woul…”

“I saw you see me like a seesaw, and I knew you were the one to be number two.”