I’m into older women, because all women are older women. Every second the woman you love is an older woman.

“Love tip # 29: Increase your chances of getting to second date by not having st…”

“I got stiffed on a tip. It was an erection.”

“A blanket could be used to cover up the bald spot all over my chest. That’s why…”

“Who am I to ask you who you are, even if you’re my clone.”