I’m just barely scratching the surface. And that surface is broth, so why is the soup itchy?

“A football could be swapped out for a brick, to make family reunion football ga…”

“I think the best time to stare off into space is when you’re going 65 on a moto…”

“Some men want to go out with a bang. Personally, I'd rather not die from sex. I…”

“Quiet night. Silence at full capacity. Noiselessness is spilling over like a co…”