I’m like a praying mantis, except not so devout. And I make love like a monk in meditation, which can often be confused with being asleep.

“I was so offended I wanted to light his face on fire. But I restrained myself, …”

“I used to spend a lot of time in lap pools. Growing up I was on a few swim team…”

“If a woman named Ms. Silver won a gold medal, she’d probably be a little disapp…”

“Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I …”