I’m lyrically illiterate. Actually, more accurately, I can’t read music.

“His name was Skip, but I didn’t. I waited patiently in line behind him. But do …”

“I want to go back to weighing 165 pounds. Let me take off my clothes.”

“Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But on…”

“Doing autograph sessions all day is not what I signed up for. But that’s just a…”