I’m no Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I have the definition of a dictionary. If you admire my calves now, just wait a few years. By that time, they’ll be fully grown and will make excellent hamburgers.

“Dinner is served. It’s chicken lo mein. Oh and by the way, your cat is missing.”

“If you want me, you’d better hurry. Act now, supplies are limited.”

“I would visit Hawaii, but I’m not that strong of a swimmer. My strength is all …”

“I hate the smell of success, because most of the time it smells like sweat. May…”