I’m not a consumer, because consumers are consumed with shopping. No, I prefer shoplifting.

“I have an electric blanket, but I think it’s criminal to use it any time other …”

“I went to visit my dad. He didn’t say a word to me. Or if he did, I couldn’t he…”

“My ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had…”

“Walking along the sidewalk and staring at the street, I couldn’t help but wonde…”