I’m not a king, but you can call me His Royal Hoorayness. If you did that, I’d be excited enough to deserve the title.

“The morning grass was damp and cool with dew. My yellow rain slicker must have …”

“I believe two gays have just as much right to marry as one guy has the right to…”

“A brick is a baton, as it passes from a civilization in ruin to one on the rise…”

“I saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around.”