I’m not a ref, but I assigned her the penalty of clipping, and I told her to drop the scissors and step away from the newspaper ads.

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“I want to go to the Olympics. But I don’t want to train, so who’s going to buy …”

“I am the William Wallace of love. Wait, no I’m not, I’m the Robert the Bruce.”

“A brick could replace the cardboard bill on a baseball cap. On a windy day, no …”