I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am.

“This morning I ate a hamburger for breakfast, and then wept like a baby into an…”

“A blanket could be used to represent the Rectangle of Desire. In nine out of te…”

“The idea of a blind date scares me. But a deaf date would be great.”

“In my closet I have boxes and boxes of secrets. These boxes are all empty, and …”