I’m not getting fat and lazy. I’ve always been lazy. C’mon, I’m American!

“It’s not: I jumped in, and it was cold. No. It was cold, and I jumped in. Alway…”

“I don’t think that taking off my eye patch would increase my night vision by 10…”

“Be that as it may, it may be maybe”

“It takes maturity and practice and patience to spread chunky peanut butter even…”