I’m not going to catch any fish in the forest using a steak knife as bait. Still, I’ve got to try.

“We all make mistakes. Some just manufacture them in a factory and sell them to …”

“An octopus has eight legs. You know what else has eight legs? My bed last night…”

“There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t.”

“The picture is grainy. But that’s to be expected when photographing bread.”