I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s better than nodding off.

“I object! To shirts that have circular holes cut out where my nipples are. Even…”

“Pete Rose’s last name is so sweet, he can’t be a cheater. But a cheat by any ot…”

“We all want to be the best at something. Trouble is, some people are only the b…”

“Dream nonsense: Character: Hey, how are you? Me: I’m tired. I mean, this is a d…”