I'm not saying the plot doesn't have holes.

“Her foot squished into the soft ground as she walked. She stooped down and pres…”

“That scorpion is turning me into a human! Quick, stop him! Before the transform…”

“Unfortunately for Sampson, the naked mole rat was in heat at the moment.”

“For here he was, barely able to tread water, some gargantuan lizard in the wate…”