I’m not short. I’m…vertically disadvantaged.

“Girlfriend, if you're waiting for a fairy godmother to show up with a dress and…”

“If I never have anything from him except this one moment I am going to take it.…”

“You know," I told him on our wedding night, "I'm just as much me when I'm with …”

“If the feeling is there, you might aswell admit it. Saying the words, or not sa…”