I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight.

“If you can be quiet, you’re more than welcome to stay in my House of Silence. B…”

“I want to buy “A Touch of Gray,” because I’d look more distinguished with a tou…”

“Yes, ma’am, I will take seconds. Your dinner tastes like excrement. I scream, y…”

“The question is not how much work are you willing to put in, but what are you w…”