I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.

“Designing an airplane and modeling it after an ostrich is a stretch, but I’ve a…”

“Maybe is such a gray response. It is the raincloud of answers, and if you say i…”

“One of my hobbies is reading finance and economic books—at the strip club, wher…”

“I blended into the kitchen like a blender, but I made so much noise that I near…”