I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

“Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist?Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see…”

“I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.”

“So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa see…”

“I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over a…”