I'm proud to be a Mick, even though I'm not Irish
 My middle name is Mickey, though. Actually, I’m lying.

“Standing around making ten dollars an hour—that’s what they pay me the big buck…”

“A brick could be used to stop a bleeding wound. Though just between you and me,…”

“Before I grab your ass, I’ll take off my gloves. They’re cutting off circulatio…”

“I’ve got a piece of the American Dream. I don’t have a house, but I do have a n…”