I'm really going to freak out if I don't get into Histrionics 101. And if I get in, I'll also freak out.

“My advice is to write during commercial breaks, and read while your favorite TV…”

“I collect nothing. The best part is, the less I have, the more I have.”

“I did what I did for my clone, not for my own personal gain. It wasn’t right th…”

“I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you …”