I’m reminded of a story I told my 5th grade class in the 4th grade.

“I’m going to count to three, and if you’re not on number four by the time I’m d…”

“I found panties in the chimney, and they’re not mine. They must belong to a fir…”

“I want to save the environment. I like being green as much as the next Smurf.”

“My facial features smell as rugged as a rose looks. Isn’t my nose the most roma…”