I’m sleepin’ in your pee pee, and I’m dreaming of what could be.” That’s just the chorus of a little love song I recently wrote.

“If I had a clone, he’d better be my equal, and not my better. Can you imagine h…”

“Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird becaus…”

“Somebody dialed the wrong number trying to reach me, but I didn’t pick up becau…”

“If I had a street named after me, I’d carry that around instead of a driver’s l…”