I’m so old school I’m like a one-room schoolhouse—with no bathroom. I always keep it classy.

“Sometimes I ask myself, "Do I have the courage to do the right thing when it ma…”

“Try my all-you-can-eat vomit soup. Sadly, people don’t want seconds, because th…”

“A brick and a blanket are going to help me conquer the world. Just give me an a…”

“I’ve felt alone, cold, and clothed in shame for too long. Let the sunlight be m…”