I’m so smart that I make everyone around me smarter. I do this by being dumber than everybody.


“His voice was so gravelly I could drive a truck on it. And I would have, but I …”

“Her last name is Bunch, but her first name isn’t Brady. And there was a bunch o…”

“Between hello and goodbye is I love you.”

“When someone looks at something they don’t understand and they say, “That could…”