I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.

“If I were the color blue, and you were the color orange, I wouldn't want you ar…”

“A brick and a blanket are going to help me conquer the world. Just give me an a…”

“A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a hous…”

“I’m always 15 minutes early for everything. In fact, I was born 15 minutes earl…”