I’m such a germaphobe that I think sanitation gloves should be thicker than boxing gloves.

“I want a driveway so long you couldn’t see the end of it even if you were 26.1 …”

“Some people sleep their lives away. But I also want to sleep death away. If I s…”

“I sleep on the coasts of my bed, but I make love in the Midwest.”

“I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to f…”