I'm the Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris quotes, and I make love like Chuck Norris, only Chuckier. Autore: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Mr. Pullum is a dick, and if he were two dicks, he’d like to pullum both.” “I believe two gays have just as much right to marry as one guy has the right to…” “I can feel my cheeks through your cheesecake buttocks.” “What is your SPM (sperm per meal) content? A politician’s is very high.”