I’m the most expensive person in my life. Every day I pay for the poor decisions of my past.

“Price per man has shot up, because so many men were shot up that we need many m…”

“I’m writing a book, one letter at a time. After thirteen days, I just finished …”

“If my name were Theodore Tiffany, my goal in life would be to meet and marry a …”

“Looking at you in a mirror makes you more of an ally than an opponent, because …”