I'm the nut! Autore: Eoin Colfer Copy Quote More from Eoin Colfer “I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.” “Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of a…” “No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you a…” “Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?”