I'm the oldest of twelve brothers. However, the other eleven are yet to be born.

“I asked my doctor for the best gift ever: Life. Still, he wouldn’t take one for…”

“I live in Florida, and when people ask how close to the beach I am, I say, “Twe…”

“This is my logo for Mouth”

“A blanket could be used as a cat. Wait, I have that backwards. A cat could be u…”