I’m the sort of guy who will accept blame, if it means being singled out as honest and honorable, and there’s a chance I’ll be rewarded.

“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from…”

“It’s one thing to say you love snakes, but it’s another to actually live the li…”

“If I had the gift of flight, would you try to turn me into duck soup?”

“How many midgets does it take to take over the world? I’m not sure, but I’d gue…”